The president has surrounded himself with cronies and sycophants. But even they keep failing to meet the level of servility he demands.
President Donald Trump speaks to thenāAttorney General Pam Bondi during a press conference on recent Supreme Court rulings in the briefing room at the White House in June 27, 2025.
(Joe Raedle / Getty Images)
The second Trump presidency has been a through-the-looking-glass parody of executive-branch accountability, from its brazen agenda of self-enrichment to its lawless war making and campaigns of civilian murder. But Trumpās ouster of Attorney General Pam Bondi represents an especially grim moment in the White Houseās backward-spooling approach to compliance with the law. In prior modern presidencies, attorneys general flamed out in office after touching off major scandalsāsuch as Alberto Gonzalesās now quaint-seeming bid to hand over US Attorney gigs to political hacks. In nobler circumstances, they might have resigned in protest over Oval Office tampering with the Justice Departmentās independence, as Elliot Richardson did during the Nixon White Houseās Saturday-night massacre. Bondi, by contrast, was cashiered for failing to slow-walk and downplay the raging Epstein files scandal to the presidentās satisfactionāwhile also, in a betrayal of Trumpās model of government by retribution, allegedly tipping off Democratic California Representative Eric Swalwell to the release of materials from the long-closed FBI investigation into his purported relationship with a Chinese spy.
In other words, Bondi lost her job for displaying insufficient fealty to her Oval Office bossāeven after going to enormous lengths to transform the Justice Department into an outlet of MAGA agitprop, from firing DOJ attorneys who had prosecuted January 6 rioters to pursuing shoddy and baseless prosecutions of Trumpās political enemies, to threatening hate-speech prosecutions of people who didnāt mourn Charlie Kirkās death to the administrationās satisfaction. Yet the larger irony is that Trumpās vanity and his demands for cringing loyalty have always been unquenchable; Bondiās trespass wasnāt so much a function of her seeking to assert her own independenceāas any minimally competent attorney general shouldāas of her inability to appease Trumpās demands telepathically.
The debacle of the Epstein filesā release is the purest illustration of her flailing courtiership. During his 2024 reelection campaign, Trump pledged to support the full release of the federal files on the late pedophile sex trafficker as a sop to the Q-pilled wing of the MAGA base. But after Trump won reelection, his interest in going public with the sick predations of his former South Florida crony plummetedāmost notably after Bondi briefed him that he was a frequent presence in the files. The White House went rapidly into overdrive in an effort to downplay the scale of the Epstein scandal; FBI Director Kash Patel and his deputy Dan Bongino both issued statements asserting that, despite the extremely suspicious circumstances surrounding Epsteinās death while in custody, he had taken his own life. Patel also walked back Bondiās initial claim that the files contained āthousandsā of shocking videos showing Epstein with underage sexual partners and child pornography. (Meanwhile, Elon Musk, then on the outs with the Trump White House over its massive tax and spending bill, took to X to proclaim that Trump was suppressing the full release of the files because he was all over them.) Through it all, the president shrugged off disclosures relating to his close friendship with Epsteināincluding the gross and salacious entry he evidently composed for a book commemorating the pedophileās 50th birthday.
It was Bondiās misfortune to directly botch the rollout of the Epstein filesā release: When the administration first made a tranche of documents available to the public, it turned out mostly to be material that was already available. And after Bondi touted the existence of a full roster of Epsteinās clients in a Fox News interviewāone that is āsitting on my desk right now to review right now,ā as she put itāthe administration then walked that claim back as well. A memo from Bondiās own DOJ proclaimed that its āsystematic review revealed no incriminating āclient list.ā There was also no credible evidence found that Epstein blackmailed prominent individuals as part of his actions.ā
This incompetent-to-incoherent message is indeed the calling card of someone who had no business being anywhere near the Department of Justice, let alone in charge. But more than that, Bondiās flagrant mishandling of the Epstein disclosures underlines the untenability of the prime directive of all Trump White House flunkies: to appease both the whims of the king and the restive spirits of MAGA conspiracy-mongering. Trump has managed throughout his career to direct his following to disregard the plain evidence before their senses with the elan of Obi Wan Kenobi masking the presence of embattled droids in the Empireās sights. But the Epstein scandal simply occupies too great a space in MAGAās mindscape for management by Trumpās conventional strategy of grandiosely changing the subject. And as we now know, itās simply impossible for any of Trumpās appeasersāeven one with the lickspittle credentials of Pam Bondiāto keep up with the flailing directives of the MAGA monarch.
So just as the fork in the road abruptly arrived for former DHS Director Kirsti Noem when she seemed to show the temerity to actually blame Trump for his own actions and decisions in her testimony before Congress, it was all but foreordained that Bondi was on the path to defenestration when she proved unable to square all the many circles leading back from the Epstein files to Trumpās well-documented history of ugly sexual predation. The ironies here, too, are hard to adequately describe: Bondi came into the job, after all, only after Trumpās first pick, exāFlorida Representative Matt Gaetz, proved too toxic on the basis of charges stemming from his own alleged sexual fraternization with underage partners.
Meanwhile, the reported front-runner to replace Bondi is EPA administrator Lee Zeldin, who Senate Democrats charge has lied to them under oath about the cancellation of climate grants. Zeldin also was the Houseās most vocal defender of Trump during his first impeachment, and voted against certifying the results of the 2020 election. There is, in short, no Trump-authored lie too big for him to swallowāwhich in this debased phase of the American imperial presidency, appears to be the chief requirement for the job.
